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I recently ran into an old friend who had one of those gastric bypass surgeries… You know the one, where ...

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Back when I was consulting for the Rain Forest Cafe (RFC) there was an absolutely certifiable nut job working as ...

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I certainly do not want a partridge in a pear tree. And I am happy to report that Santa did ...

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A roman Catholic diocese in Italy apologized to angry parents after its bishop told a group of children that Santa ...

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