From the Far Eastern Shore of Maryland
Hey ,
I was alerted to a “news” story by my friend Rodger Friedman about some knucklehead state lawmaker down in Florida.
It seems that there is an epidemic that the lawmaker need to save us from. Our safety is at risk!
The future of the world is at stake here Vance.
Make no mistake, Florida is serious when comes to outlawing scofflaws.
In this case, they want to ban Fido from sticking his head out of a moving car. Yep, lawmakers in Florida are so bored they now feel the need to tell Fluffy “Keep your paws and head inside the ride at all times”.
Perhaps the legislators behind this bill aren’t aware of the scientific evidence that suggests dogs actually enjoy sticking their heads out of car windows. Studies show that it reduces stress and anxiety in some canines, while simultaneously providing them with a sense of freedom.
And let’s not forget all the dogs who just like to feel the wind in their fur! Does this bill mean we to ban wind-in-the-fur days for our furry friends? That’s ridiculous.
Here’s the funny / not-so-funny thing about this. It is NOT illegal for humans to do it!
It seems that this proposed Florida bill is barking up the wrong tree.
Remember, you won’t profit unless you implement,
Vance “Hey, you elected ’em!” Morris
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