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Forgive me father for I have sinned

Words that have never come out of my mouth

Ever

You see, I got a very funny response to my Uterus email from last week. You can refresh your memory here: https://www.deliverservicenow.com/uterus-shaped-vending-machine/

Usually I would just unsubscribe, but this is an awful email on so many levels. Starting from the annoying 3 greetings, to the assumption that I agree with you about abortion (did you even realize there are Catholics who are opposed to it on principle?)”

Well gee whiz…

I guess he did not realize that I have 2 pastors, a priest and a rabbi.

May the fleas from a thousand camels infest his nether regions.

Actually, good riddance.

If he can’t see the trees for the forest, he is dumber than Dopey.

As I always say “You can’t adapt what Disney does, but you can adopt their strategies” Well, the same goes for other industries and niches as well.

My message was not about this company’s product (birth control), but how they had dialed into their target market like a laser and were outrageous with their marketing (uterus shaped vending machine)

Both of those strategies, laser focused on target market and outrageous marketing are the bedrock of many companies marketing.

If it weren’t for banks, McDonalds would never have thought about the drive through window.

Many times, for the best ideas and inspiration, you need to look outside your business / industry and think “Hmm… How can I use that?”

To that point, I am putting together a small group of uber-smart business owners and entrepreneurs to work closely with me over the coming year. If you would like my direct and personal help to take your business to the next level, just reply to this email with: I am interested.

And I will get you the details

Remember, you won’t profit unless you implement,

Vance “one less distraction on my list” Morris

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