From the Far Eastern Shore of Maryland
Hey ,
Who woulda thought that Africa would invade the US?
- China? Yep
- Russia? Maybe, if their navy doesn’t sink before it leaves port.
- Cuba? They’re still pissed at us and are in bed with the Chinese.
But Africa?
Florida Invaded
Part of a Florida county was placed under quarantine this week, as officials respond to a recent giant African snail sighting in the area.
Florida’s agriculture officials have contended with the giant African land snail before, and in the past referred to it as “one of the most damaging” mollusk subtypes in the world.
Massive Procreator
The snail is unusually large, growing to be as long as 8 inches as an adult, and can procreate in enormous quantities as it lays thousands of eggs at a time.
It poses significant threats to vegetation, consuming at least 500 different types of plants as well as paint and stucco.
In addition to causing property damage, the snails also pose serious health risks for humans, as they carry a parasite called rat lungworm that can cause meningitis. (Source: CBS News, 06.21.23)
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and your business from
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