From the Far Eastern Shore of Maryland
Hey ,
Don't get your bloomers in a bunch... Not surgically neutered...
Literarily. not to be confused with literally
A recent New York Times article reported that the estate of Ian Fleming (creator of James Bond and prolific author) has been re-writing his books, removing racist and sexist phrases. If they remove all of the sexist sexual inuendo of Bond stories, it will no longer be a book...
More like a pamphlet.
And all of Bond's girlfriends equally neutered... Who can forget:
- Honey Ryder (Dr. No, 1962)
- Pussy Galore (Goldfinger, 1964)
- Kissy Suzuki (You Only Live Twice, 1967)
- Plenty O'Toole (Diamonds Are Forever, 1971) That movie also included Bambi & Thumper, and not cartoon characters
- Chew Mee (The Man with the Golden Gun, 1974)
And on and on...
And Mr. Fleming's work is not alone. He is in good company.
Agatha Christie: Neutered. You may no longer say Gypsy
Roald Dahl: Neutered. Gone are references to gender & skin color along with 'fat' and 'ugly'. What other word would describe Augustus Gloop?
What's an Oompa Loompa to do?
I think that Netflix has the right approach to this nonsense, if you don't like it, don't watch it. Remember when they stood up for Dave Chappelle?
And if you think you can't be neutered... think again.
Do you rely on Facebook? They control the content. Dentists can't even show before and after pictures. Facebook specifically prohibits any before and after images, or any other ad content that may generate negative self-perception
Google? Same as FB, they'll shut you down in a hot second
Radio? There's The rules for airing advertisements on a range of products and services that might be classified under “consumer sins”.
TV? Just ask George Carlin...
What's the one media you still have control over?
Direct Mail
USPS... The postal service
Where else but your mailbox will you get pictures of crooked teeth, ads for consumer sins (my wine club), scams and letters from grandma... all on the same day?
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It was back in 2015 when I was banned from speaking to any of the other franchises in the system because my marketing and service ideas were too radical...
...too simple
So my own franchisor banned me.
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Vance "I'll never be neutered" Morris
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