From the Far Eastern Shore of Maryland
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Hold onto your breakfast plate, because I’ve got another doozy of a collaboration coming in hot! Picture this: the Kellogg Eggo Waffle squad has joined forces with the Sugarlands Distilling Co. to drop a concoction that’s gonna make your taste buds do a double take.
Imagine, tossing your morning spread into a blender, Eggo Brunch in a Jar Sippin’ Cream is here to mess with your culinary sensibilities. This creamy elixir takes the essence of waffles, slathers on some maple syrup charm, throws in a dollop of buttery goodness… and yes, you read that right, even a hint of bacon madness.
Let’s make one thing crystal clear: this ain’t kiddie fare. We’re talking a 20% alcohol content here. I can practically hear you echoing my thoughts: “Why, oh why, would they do this?”
Well, brace yourselves, because this ain’t the first rodeo for this oddball pairing.
Remember Eggo Nog? Yeah, that happened last fall. Santa must’ve done a double-take when he stumbled upon that little number beneath the Christmas tree.
Joe Beauprez, Kellogg’s big shot in the frozen foods marketing department, spilled the syrup on this one. He claims this spiked delight is tailor-made for all you parents out there who just need a moment to catch your breath while the young’uns chow down on their waffles.
(Shots before taking the kids to school, anyone?)
But hey, let’s not pretend like this is the only odd couple out there. Oh no, my friends, this is just the tip of the iceberg lettuce. In case you missed Monday’s article you can see my thoughts on other whacky combo’s.
We’ve seen mac and cheese ice cream, Cheetos crop tops (yeah, I’m scratching my head too), and even iced tea sneakers.
And just when you thought the world couldn’t get any wilder, Hailey Bieber’s Rhode Skin drops the bomb: a lip treatment collab with none other than Krispy Kreme. Yes, you heard that right.
So here’s the deal: tomorrow’s National Waffle Day, and if you’re even thinking about playing it safe, think again. You don’t wanna be that one person left in the dust without your trusty jar of boozy brunch.
So, gather your courage, lace up those adventurous shoes, and join the weird food partnership revolution. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun, isn’t it?
Remember, you won’t profit unless you implement,
Vance “Sticking to my morning green juice, thank you” Morris
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