My last Black Friday Sale, EVER!

No, the subject line is not clickbait. I am moving my business AWAY from discounts. Hey, Disney doesn't offer them that often, and if it is good enough for Disney, than it is good enough for me. Additionally, Black Friday Sales tend to only enrich the seller. I mean do you really need more content? For many people, giving them more content, more products, more systems, is really just giving them more UNFINISHED content. Purchased because it was the next shiny object...squirrel..... but left unopened, unused and forgotten.

This year, I am going to be offering something truly

Special for Black Friday

I think this BFS (black friday special) is rather elegant and profound. You may not agree. Heck, you ,may be as mad as a Hatter when you see it. But we will cross that rabbit hole when we get to it.

For now, here is what you need to know:

1. Yes, I am doing a Black Friday offer
2. It will be starting this Friday at 12:01am EST
3. Expect to pay $1,000 (not saying you’ll necessarily have to shell out that figure … just expect it)
4. If you already think I email you too much … FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOFY, PLEASE UNSUBSCRIBE NOW. If you can’t handle ONE DONALD DUCKING email per day, you are going to cry when I start emailing about Black Friday.
5. If you are not going to be around your inbox from Friday, I highly suggest you rearrange your schedule so you have internet access (no, I am not kidding, and I am saying this for YOUR sake, not mine)
6. I am even going to recommend you set a reminder in your calendar for 12:01am EST this Friday (or the moment you wake up, if you are sleeping then) to check your inbox for my email … I am being dead serious

And I reiterate my warning: Don’t buy a Black Friday offer from anyone else, for anything else, until you see what I have for you. I promise promise promise you … you will regret it if you do. Here’s you: “Ha, nice try, that’s so obviously self-serving! As if I’d listen to a MARKETER begging me not to buy from his competitors.” Here’s me: “Go ahead then … and I will laugh at YOU when I unveil mine and you come crying to me.” But, that is all I can tell you for now. Please be sure to check your inbox as soon as possible after 12:01am EST on Friday. Even if I do another Black Friday deal in future (and as you’ll see, there is a good chance I might not) …

I doubt it will ever be equal to this one in any way.

But, enough teasing. I still have to have something to talk about for the next two days, after all.

Remember, you won't profit unless you implement, Vance "Disney Guy" Morris