In today’s ‘weird Disney news’ there are some Disney fans out there that are implanting their MagicBand transceiver under their skin.
Yes, you read that right. Someone implanted their MagicBand into their body.
Quick history: For those of you who don’t know, For the last decade or so, Disney has issued guests a wristwatch-band thingy that acts as your hotel door key, park ticket and wallet.
Last year, some moronic, albeit rabid Disney fan, attempted to become a “Disney Cyborg” by having a chip meant to duplicate the functions of a MagicBand implanted in his arm.
Though his experiment did not work, another demonic freakish guest had a custom chip created from a pre-existing MagicBand surgically implanted in her arm and was successfully able to use it as a MagicBand.
In response to these experiments, Disney has added a label to MagicBand boxes warning users not to do this. NOT FOR INTERNAL OR SUBDERMAL USE!
These militant Disney extremists love Disney so much that they are willing to self-mutilate!
While I do not condone the insertion of foreign objects into your body (unless under a doctor’s care), you have to give Disney credit for creating legions of cult-like fans that will do anything the company tells them to do.
Can you imagine fans so rabid about your business?
Remember, the word fan is short for fanatic.
How does Disney (and Apple, Coca-Cola, TOM’s shoes, Dove Soap, 3rd World Despots and Jim Jones) get people to drink their Kool-Aid?
Even the despots and the “follow-me-to-utopia” Rev. Jones, knew how to create and keep followers.
Apple, Coke and Tom just did it without purposely killing anyone.
But they all have the same thing in common; they knew how to bypass the first two stages of loyalty and go right for the jugular; emotional loyalty.
And according to reams and reams of research, EMOTION is the largest driver LOYALTY.
What?
You didn’t know their are 3 types of loyalty?
Yep, and if you only have clients or patients that are rationally loyal (price conscious) or behaviorally loyal (you are convenient), your clients or patients will be taken from you by a business that understands how to….
…Create and retain armies of emotionally loyal clients, customers and patients.
In April’s Mouster Class, I show you exactly how Disney and I created emotionally loyal clients both at Disney and my carpet cleaning business.
Look, if I can get people emotionally attached to carpet cleaning, ANY business can do it!
But you have to be a DSNi Inner Circle Cast Member to discover how. Look down at the first P.S. at the bottom of this note to see the awesome power of creating emotionally loyal clients.
But don’t dilly dally, this months Mouster Class goes into the DSNi vault at midnight tonight.
Go here: https://www.deliverservicenow.com/invitation-to-become-a-dsni-inner-circle-cast-member/
