Yep…
An automated birthday wish from some wiener I don’t know.
Look…
Everyone knows that I suck at tech. And if had deployed bot to wish people happy birthday, it would turn out about as well as this guy.
Tech should be used for good not evil.
And while not evil in this case, it is certainly disingenuous, lacking in thought and certainly NOT heartfelt.
A better use of tech?
Set a calendar reminder 10 days before someone specials birthday to remind you to go out to Hallmark, browse the birthday card section, choose an appropriate card (or in my brothers case a WHOLLY inappropriate card… usually having something to do with boobies), write a note, affix a stamp and give it to USPS.
Just like grandma used to do
Imagine the recipients surprise when they go to the mailbox and find your card. Most likely the ONLY card sent to them.
What are they more likely to remember?
One of 117 birthday wishes on flakebook? Or the way your card made them feel at that moment standing in their kitchen, reading your handwritten well wishes.
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Vance “Last fall I taught my three year old nephew to run around my sisters house screaming ‘wiener’. It took weeks to break the habit” Morris
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