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PITA Clients

PITA’s, we all have them, none of us want them, and we have only have ourselves to blame for having them in the first place.

What is this PITA I speak of?

No it is not something that you need to rub an ointment on…

A PITA is a Pain in the *ss!

  • The typical PITA client will take 4x more work and effort than an ideal client.
  • A PITA client causes much more drama for you paying their bills, causing delays and turning you into a bitter ole’ naggin’ Nelly chasing them down.
  • A PITA client takes 4x more of your time energy yet will get none of the results and provide none of the referrals — a complete waste of time.
  • Occasionally, a PITA client will turn into a complete time-sucking vampire and rob you of 10x more time and effort than an ideal client.
  • PITA clients are 7x more likely to ask for a refund and 10x more likely to charge back.
  • PITA clients demand and expect more from you, to overcompensate for their “do-nothing everything should be done-for-me” mindset.

So, how do you eliminate attracting PITA’s in the first place?

Great question, glad you asked.

You must address your marketing and advertising.

What if everything you have been told about attracting clients is wrong?

Could you live with that?

Can you really afford more PITA’s then you already have?

Well there is good news my charming princes and beautiful princesses.

This Thursday at 4:00 PM EST I am presenting a strategy session on how to attract your ideal client.

  • My system will let you FINALLY quit competing on price
  • … and start selling your product or service for what you’re really worth.
  • You’ll drive in more leads… and often see an increase in your advertising response by 2… to more than 100 times.
  • You’ll also convert a higher percentage of those leads… and make your salespeople into superstars.
  • You’ll increase the amount of your average sale… and your list of clients that pay, stay and refer will increase significantly.

In short, you’ll get a bigger bang for your marketing buck.

But maybe best of all, you will FINALLY have total control over your marketing and lead generation results.

This will be a paid training, but ridiculously affordable at just $28.

See, I too am filtering out the lurkers, tire-kickers, and looky-loos and only want people that see the value of improving their business and are willing to invest to do so.

 

This mini-marketing-Mouster-Class will banish the PITA’s into the nether regions of the world. Let your competitors have them. You don’t need or want them.

But don’t dilly dally, this is a LIVE Mouster Class and I am only doing it once..

 

Sign up here: What-If-Everything-I-Learned-Is-Wrong

Remember, you won’t profit unless you implement,

Vance “No PITA’s here” Morris

#customerservice #customerexperience #smallbusiness #clientexperience #entrepreneur #patientexperience

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Systematic Magic,  7 Magic Keys to Disnify Any Business


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