From the Far Eastern Shore of Maryland
Hey ,
Are you tired of the same old dinner parties where everyone just talks about the weather and politics? Well, have I got an experience for you!
I’m inviting you to a Dinner Experience that’s like no other. You’ll get to meet new people, eat delicious food, and drink some amazing cocktails – all while wearing nothing but your birthday suit!
Actually…. I am doing nothing of the sort.
But if I were to write an invitation to an “Emperor Has New Clothes” dinner, it might look something like this:
For those wanting to feel liberated and break out of the mundane in New York City. Here’s your chance to leave your clothes behind and get down to what matters:
- meeting people,
- enjoying amazing food and drinks!
Come join us for a night you won’t soon forget. Let loose, enjoy yourself and join us for great conversations, delicious food and drinks. The Dinner Experience is the perfect way to make some unforgettable memories.
And don’t worry, we’ll make sure you don’t get crumbs stuck in places that aren’t easy to reach!
Come join us for a unique vegan dinner experience where clothing is forbidden! Let’s get together and have some fun, delicious food and drinks without the pesky hassle of worrying about what to wear! See you soon and don’t forget, no crumbs in your crack!
Well, some enterprising lady has created such a dining EXPERIENCE. For $88, guests come together to enjoy, according to the website: “a liberating space that celebrates our most pure selves, through plant-based cooking, art, nudity, & self-love.” (New York Times, 3/28/23)
So… What does
a naked vegan dinner party with a bunch of strangers
have to do with your business?
More than you are thinking, I suppose.
They have taken what can be a quite mundane event (the act of going to a restaurant to eat) and turned it into an experience.
There are millions of restaurants in the world to choose from. The great majority are mundane and boring. Same boring burger or steak.
But there are a few dining experiences we all remember.
They have become cherished memories (or nightmares to forget).
Think back to your last truly memorable meal. Why was it memorable?
- Celebration?
- First date?
- Waiter dropped soup on your head?
By simply changing ONE thing about the act of dining out (in the buff), the owner has created a unique, one of a kind experience that will not be forgotten.
No matter how hard you try to rid your mind of the image.
So picture:
- Nude Financial Planning
- Nude Mortgage Brokering
- Nude Carpet Cleaning
- Nude Home Inspection
Now try to erase those mental images….
What?
Your nakedness bothers you.
OK… Choose a different ONE thing to change.
What ONE thing can you change about the service you offer that will make it an experience?
- The Rock-n-Roll Insurance Agent
- The Safe for kids-n-pets carpet cleaner
- The On time airline
Still stuck for an idea?
Well, Disney is the absolute best at creating one of kind experiences for millions of people every year.
And I am taking a small group of super-smart business owners to Walt Disney World in October for a behind the curtain look at how they create experiences for millions and profit mightily from them.
You are just ONE XPERIENCE away from taking your business to infinity and beyond.
This event is for you if:
- you are struggling with how to differentiate your commodity service
- You want clients for a lifetime that stay, pay and refer
- You want engaged employees that deliver consistent exceptional experiences for your customers
- You will take action on what you discover
Let me be your personal guide throughout Walt Disney World in both actual classrooms and walking classrooms (tours through the parks).
This 3 day boutique event will give you the competitive edge you need to make the competition irrelevant.
But you need to hurry, half of the slots are already filled and I sell out every year.
Get your ticket here: https://www.deliverservicenow.com/2023-ultimate-client-experience-business-accelerator-service-boot-camp/
And don’t worry,
I have a strict rule that you need to be clothed.
Remember, you won’t profit unless you implement,
Vance “Only naked in the shower” Morris