From the Far Eastern Shore of Maryland
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The Chinese are mocking us!
Yes there are the trade war, naval blockades and human rights violations. But they have gone and done something so low…
…so despicable
and deplorable…
They are mocking “white people food”
A trend is sweeping Chinese social media in which users amuse themselves by eating and mocking bland, spiceless “white people food”, such as cold-cut sandwiches, raw vegetables and canned tuna.
“The point of the white people’s meal is to learn what it feels like to be dead” explained one Twatter (or whatever they use in China) user under a photo of crackers, processed cheese and deli ham.
“It’s the lunch of the suffering”
wrote a blogger alongside photo’s of plain broccoli, brown rice and chicken breast.
Admittedly, I wouldn’t eat that last one either… but lay off the ham sandwich.
Speaking of the Chinese…
(like the segue?)
Did you know that the China pavilion at Epcot almost wasn’t built? Yep! remember, when the Magic Kingdom and Epcot were being built, it was the height of the cold war.
The FBI did not want a bunch of Chinese workers wandering willy-nilly throughout the US, stealing the secrets of how It’s a Small World became such a ubiquitous part of American culture.
Just like the ham sandwich.
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