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Those geese were a layin’

And they were a layin' everywhere.... A lay here, a lay there, everywhere a lay lay. Old McDonald had a fa..... oops wrong song. I don't know about your neck of the woods, but the geese here on the Eastern Shore of Maryland are prolific in their layin'. But at least once they have laid, it just lays there in a pile. A gorilla at Disney's Animal Kingdom could take a lesson Disney’s Animal Kingdom is a theme park zoo hybrid that is both unique and interactive. You can see the animals in the popular Safari attraction, or take one of the walking trails. These animals are real and can be unpredictable, and the encounters with them often make for unforgettable experiences. One Guest got a truly unforgettable experience while they were enjoying the Gorilla Falls Exploration Trail when suddenly a Gorilla decided to throw poop at them. A guest captured the moment that I am sure they will remember forever. A gorilla defecated in its hands and launched its poop towards them! Thankfully, the guest was able to dodge the projectile poo, but they did catch the hilarious moment on camera. (Insidethemagic.com) Why do I have the sneaking suspicion this was not this gorilla’s first time doing this? What do I think Walt would do or say about this launching of feculence? "How do we get the gorilla's to do this more often?!" OK, maybe not. But Walt was into creating "real" things and he also made many mistakes. First, Walt's mistakes were not always small missteps or little boo-boo's. Remember the time he had all of the drunk midgets on top of the marquee hurling obscenities at the guests for the opening of Snow White? But he recovered from it and went on to create dozens more movies, sans drunk midgets. Did you know that the Jungle Cruise was originally supposed to be an educational experience with live animals? Fortunately, they settled on audio-animatronics. The fake animals always performed, did not need to be fed and they certainly did not sling gorilla discharge at unsuspecting ride goers. Walt would be thrilled with Disney's Animal Kingdom. Finally, real animals at his park! On the 6th day of Christmas, you should ask yourself "What would Walt do with your business"? and forget about geese a layin'.This Mouster Class is packed to the gills with actionable strategies and tactics to move your business forward.
  • 10 Keys to a great show
  • 5 questions to discover places to Plus and create experiences in your business
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  • How to create experiences out of the mundane
  • The secret to becoming tellable and have all of your clients become massive referral sources
  • Discover Walt's "language" for controlling the minds of his guests (this is not sinister)
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  • 4 Strategies for investing in your clients so that they stay for a lifetime
Plus so much more...   This was one of the best received Mouster Classes of 2021. DSNi Inner Circle Cast Members reported back in droves. You can get it here: 12 Days of Christmas But don't dilly dally, this Mouster Class goes into the DSNi vault at midnight on 1/5/22.  
Remember, you won't profit unless you implement, Vance "Dodgin' the goose landmines" Morris

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