From The Wanamaker Building, Philadelphia, PA
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Remember when that idiot politician, John Kerry, that tried to act all cool and ordered a cheesesteak in Phili with Donald Ducking Brie!?
In my opinion, that one glaring faux pax doomed his candidacy.
It is a SIN, punishable by riding “it’s a Small World” for 24 hours, to order cheesesteak with anything other than Cheese Whiz.
Having lived outside oh Phili for about 20 years, I know a ting or two about cheesesteaks.
How to order a cheesesteak
- Summon up your best Sylvester Stallone voice
- “A cheesesteak wit,” is what you say if you want onions.
- “A cheesesteak witout,” is what you say if you don’t want onions. (You can also order your cheesesteak “wit onions” or “witout onions” and nobody will mind.)
- At some places, you may be asked to specify whether you want American cheese, provolone, or Whiz. Don’t ask for Brie or Swiss cheese. Presidential candidate John Kerry made that mistake.
- Don’t ask for rare, medium rare, or medium. All cheesesteaks are well-done.
So, for example, you might order “One Whiz, wit (or witout)”; “One American, wit (or witout)”; or “One provolone, wit (or witout)”
Sadly, I have no time to get “one wit Whiz“.
Today, I am at the Wanamaker Building presenting XPerience Service Systems to a bunch of entrepreneurs who want to move their businesses forward.
By the way, if you are in or near Phili today, stop by and say “hi”. I am at the Small Business Expo from 10a-4p.
Then I hoof it over to Phili’s airport and I hop on a flight to Sunderland, England to present at Alliance Member Dom Hodgson’s event for people who own pet businesses.
Yep!
Dom coaches pet business owners (dog walkers, groomers, doggy daycares, etc.) on how to better market, serve and retain their clients.
He is a brilliant marketer and coach.
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Great question.
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Nope.
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Remember, you won’t profit unless you implement,
Vance “travelin’ man” Morris
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